BRUSSELS SPROUTS AND MATH TESTS

O Lord, hear me as I pray; pay attention to my groaning. Listen to my cry for help, my King and my God, for I pray to no one but you. Listen to my voice in the morning, Lord. Each morning I bring my requests to you and wait expectantly. [Psalm 5:1-3 (NLT)]

When written by Guy Gilchrist, “Nancy” used to appear in the comics of our local paper. The slightly chubby, somewhat mischievous, eight-year-old girl with the red skirt and hair bow often prayed. In one comic, Nancy starts with a litany of thanks to God for always being there, showing her the way, filling her heart, and giving her just what she needs before she even knows she wants it. “You are an amazing God!” she offers in praise before closing her prayer with, “Could you throw me a couple answers before my math test tomorrow?”

After being told to say her prayers in another strip, the kneeling Nancy admits being told to have an “attitude of gratitude” and lists several things for which she is thankful. The little girl, however, informs God that she could spend even more time being thankful if only “there was a freak early snow storm and school was closed tomorrow.” Perhaps there was a math test scheduled that day! In another comic, after Nancy says, “I know you turned water into wine,” she looks up and asks, “Ever thought about turning Brussels sprouts into ice cream?”

At least Nancy started her prayers right with thanks, praise, and an acknowledgment of God’s power before voicing her requests. More often than not, people tend to skip right over those and get right into prayers like hers—fixing prayers—prayers to solve their problems, make their lives easier, or change what they don’t like. I hope Nancy wasn’t too disappointed when she missed a few long division problems on the test, no snow fell, and Brussels sprouts continued to taste like a cross between cabbage and broccoli.

If our prayers seem to go unanswered, could the problem lie with us and our prayers rather than an unresponsive God? Instead of asking God to bless and enable what it is we want to have or do, perhaps we should spend more time asking Him to direct our interests, actions, and causes. Rest assured, God will surely bless whatever it is He wants us to have or do. Rather than asking Him to change the world to please us, maybe we need to ask God to change us so we can please Him.

In a fourth “Nancy” comic, the usually cheerful little girl is lying on a hillside and crying. “I wonder if God knows how bad I feel,” she sobs. The next several squares show her weeping as the clouds change into words. In the last panel, she sits up and sees God’s message in the clouds: “Peace be with you.” With a faint smile, the tearful little girl says, “He knows.” Indeed, He does.

Like Nancy, Jesus had to learn his letters and numbers and attend school; He probably had a few foods he didn’t like, as well! Like you and me, He experienced everything we have—sorrow, family, work, love, betrayal, joy, pain, laughter, abandonment, temptation, friendship, loss, and even arithmetic.

While God isn’t likely to provide answers for math tests, provide snow days off from school, or transform hated vegetables into tasty desserts to accommodate our desires, He always will assure us of His love and bless us with His peace.

We must not think that [God] takes no notice of us, when He does not answer our wishes: for He has a right to distinguish what we actually need. [John Calvin]

So then, since we have a great High Priest who has entered heaven, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold firmly to what we believe. This High Priest of ours understands our weaknesses, for he faced all of the same testings we do, yet he did not sin. So let us come boldly to the throne of our gracious God. There we will receive his mercy, and we will find grace to help us when we need it most. [Hebrews 4:14-16 (NLT)]

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A FEW SIMPLE RULES

Whenever you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites, because they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by people. Truly I tell you, they have their reward. But when you pray, go into your private room, shut your door, and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. When you pray, don’t babble like the Gentiles, since they imagine they’ll be heard for their many words. Don’t be like them, because your Father knows the things you need before you ask him. [Matthew 6:5-8 (CSB)]

While creativity is encouraged in both cooking and prayer, there are certain procedures for both that should be followed to ensure good results. For example, before a cook even begins, his work surface, utensils, and hands should be clean. In prayer, instead of starting with clean bowls and spoons, we should start with a forgiving heart and wash off any resentment or anger.

Even the most creative chef knows there are some cooking rules that simply can’t be broken: egg yolks can’t get mixed in with whites in a meringue, fudge needs to be cooked only to the soft ball stage, and poultry should be cooked to 165 degrees. Prayer has rules, too. For example, a willing, obedient, and thankful heart is a necessity. In addition, just as leavening of some kind must be added to any bread recipe, we must have faith in God and the power of our prayers. Without leavening, no matter how delicious the rest of the ingredients, the bread won’t rise. Without faith, no matter what we’ve said or how nicely we’ve said it, our prayers won’t rise to God’s ears!

Just as some foods, like risotto or a 20-pound turkey, require patience and persistence, so do our prayers! The answers to our petitions aren’t like instant potatoes—they often take time. Just as pans should be greased so baked goods won’t stick, we need to lubricate our prayers with a large amount of humility if we want them to come out easily. Any good chef knows to use only fresh wholesome ingredients. Self-righteousness, hypocrisy, or pride are disgusting to God and they’ll spoil any prayer the same way rancid nuts spoil granola.

Sweet, salty, sour, bitter and umami are the five taste elements that build our overall perception of flavor while praise, thanksgiving, confession, intercession, and petition are the elements of prayer. Balance is as important in prayer as it is in food. Just as sugar or honey can balance a sour or bitter flavor, thanksgiving and praise help keep a prayer from being too heavy on our personal needs and desires!

It’s said that “We eat with our eyes” and, in cooking competitions, presentation is judged. While points might be awarded for fondant flowers or a strawberry fan, God doesn’t score our prayers on their aesthetic appeal. He won’t award extra points for eloquence or number of words. If God evaluates our prayers at all, it would be on things like sincerity, motives, repentance, obedience, and willingness to submit to His will!

Finally, a good chef doesn’t offend a gastronome with bland or tasteless food; he honors him with bold flavors. A true connoisseur of prayers, God is awesome and capable of anything and everything. Let’s never insult Him with half-hearted, routine, insipid, or bland prayers. Like a gourmet chef, we must be bold with our offerings to the Lord. When cooking in God’s kitchen, let’s give Him everything we’ve got!

Devote yourselves to prayer; stay alert in it with thanksgiving. [Colossians 4:2 (CSB)]

This is the confidence we have before him: If we ask anything according to his will, he hears us. 1 John 5:14 (CSB)]

And whenever you stand praying, if you have anything against anyone, forgive him, so that your Father in heaven will also forgive you your wrongdoing. [Mark 11: 25 (CSB)]

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MY PORTION

Yet I call this to mind, and therefore I have hope: Because of the Lord’s faithful love we do not perish, for his mercies never end. They are new every morning; great is your faithfulness! I say, “The Lord is my portion, therefore I will put my hope in him.” [Lamentations 3:21-24 (CSB)]

“The Lord is my portion,” wrote the prophet Jeremiah. Throughout the Bible, a wide variety of metaphors are used to describe God— rock, refuge, shield, shepherd, fortress, potter, and light—but portion is one of my favorites. Portion refers to one’s share—be it of plunder, an inheritance, or food. Not being a soldier, I can’t relate to the spoils of war and I’ve seen way too many inheritances argued over or squandered to associate those meanings with God. Food, however, is something to which we all can relate.

Indeed, God is our portion—our nourishment—He is what fills and fuels us. As our portion, He’s not one of those amuse-bouche one-bite treats served in fancy restaurants to whet our appetites nor is He a snack to tide us over until dinner time. He’s not a first course like soup or salad, nor a side dish to accompany the main course. God is not that uneaten parsley or edible flower garnishing our plates. He certainly isn’t our dessert, enjoyed only if we’ve saved room and which, while looking delicious, rarely lives up to its promise. He’s not even our entrée—the roast turkey or all-you-can-eat ribs of our lives. No, God is our entire portion—our soup to nuts—our all.

As our portion, God is our breakfast, lunch, dinner, and between-meals-snack rolled into one. He is what gives us sustenance and strength. All-sufficient, He is our confidence, our comfort, and our hope. Moreover, unlike earthly portions that disappear as they are consumed and leave us hungry again a few hours later, God keeps our plates filled to the brim and will satisfy our souls forever. He continually replenishes us with His mercy, guidance, love, and forgiveness. Our cupboards can become empty, and our wells may run dry, but God’s mercies will never end. He is and always will be our more than enough portion!

Great is Thy faithfulness! Great is Thy faithfulness!
Morning by morning new mercies I see.
All I have needed Thy hand hath provided;
Great is Thy faithfulness, Lord, unto me! [Thomas Chisholm]

My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart, my portion forever. [Psalm 73:26 (CSB)]

Lord, you are my portion and my cup of blessing; you hold my future. [Psalm 16:5 (CSB)]

I cry to you, Lord; I say, “You are my shelter, my portion in the land of the living.” [Psalm 142:5 (CSB)]

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BEAUTIFUL WOMEN – Mother’s Day 2026

Charm is deceptive, and beauty does not last; but a woman who fears the Lord will be greatly praised. Reward her for all she has done. Let her deeds publicly declare her praise. [Proverbs 31:30-31 (NLT)]

That smiling bride in today’s photo is my mother. Taken at her wedding eighty-eight years ago, it’s one of the few photos I have of her. A quiet unassuming woman, I don’t think she thought of herself as pretty and she disliked having her picture taken. Nevertheless, even with her freckled face, unruly hair, overbite, thick glasses and hearing aid, my mother was the most beautiful woman I’ve known…and her smile could light up a room.

It was at my mother’s side that I learned to love the written word. She urged me to read all sorts of books that were probably considered far too adult for a girl my age and we discussed every one of them in detail. She was intelligent and creative and encouraged me in every one of my endeavors. She was incredibly open with me about her past, her faith, and her feelings. Perhaps she knew her time on earth was brief, so she packed everything a mother wants to teach her daughter into fifteen short years.

It was from my mother that I learned about generosity, love, forgiveness, and how to find peace in the turmoil. She showed me that true love takes effort and is more a choice than a feeling. She introduced me to the writing of C.S. Lewis and started me on my journey of faith. It was through her that I came to know Jesus. This shy humble woman taught me courage: courage in the face of disappointment, adversity, and betrayal—courage in the face of cancer and in the face of death. She taught me how to live and how to die.

My mother probably was the most beautiful when she was the least attractive—without any make-up, a towel wrapped around her head like a turban, and lying in a hospital bed, just a few days before her death. As we were departing her hospital room, my father leaned over, picked up a corner of her oxygen tent, ducked in and kissed her. He said, “You look like an angel tonight.” Her response, said with a smile on her radiant face, was, “Maybe tomorrow I’ll be with the angels!” Indeed, as she passed through the valley of death, she knew who accompanied her. My mother wasn’t afraid because she had complete faith in God’s promises. She wasn’t worried; trusting God that the family she left behind would be just fine, she knew that where she was headed would be even better. She may not have been what some would call “pretty”, but my mother was the most beautiful woman in my world. I do, however, have to admit that my mother-in-law, another wonderful woman of faith, ran a close second! In His grace, God blessed me with two beautiful mothers—not everyone is so blessed!

Dear Lord, we thank you for our mothers: those beautiful women who gave us life. We also thank you for all of the other beautiful women of faith who have blessed our lives with their encouragement, enlightenment, love, guidance, and good example. Please reassure them that, in spite of what the mirror and society may tell them, they are truly beautiful both in your eyes and ours!

Don’t be concerned about the outward beauty of fancy hairstyles, expensive jewelry, or beautiful clothes. You should clothe yourselves instead with the beauty that comes from within, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is so precious to God. This is how the holy women of old made themselves beautiful. [1 Peter 3:3-5 (NLT)]

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AT SIMON THE PHARISEE’S (Anointing – Part 1)

You were dead because of your sins and because your sinful nature was not yet cut away. Then God made you alive with Christ, for he forgave all our sins. He canceled the record of the charges against us and took it away by nailing it to the cross. [Colossians 2:13-14 (NLT)]

Tri-colored Heron - breedingIn Luke 7:36-50, we find a “sinful” woman anointing Jesus with her tears and perfumed oil. Taking place in Galilee early in Jesus’ ministry, this occurs at the home of Simon the Pharisee. During a banquet at the Pharisee’s home, a “sinful” woman carrying an alabaster jar entered. Remorseful for her sins, the uninvited guest fell at Jesus’ feet, washed them with her tears, wiped them with her hair, and kissed His feet while anointing them with perfume from her jar.

To Simon, the woman’s sins contaminated Jesus and made Him ritually unclean. The Pharisee silently questioned Jesus’ credentials as a prophet. If Jesus were a real prophet, He’d know she was a sinner and never allow her presence let alone her touch! Although His host’s thoughts of judgment and disdain were unspoken, Jesus knew what he (and probably the others present) were thinking. He answered their thoughts with a parable about a money lender who forgave the debts of two debtors—one who owed just 50 denarii and the other who owed 500. When Jesus asked Simon which debtor would love the lender most, the man admitted it would be the one with the larger debt.

Comparing the woman to Simon, Jesus noted his host’s rudeness to Him. Although it was customary to anoint a guest’s head with oil as a way of saying, “You are an honored guest,” Simon had not. Nor had his host offered Jesus the foot washing ordinarily given to guests. While the woman had been sincere and respectful in her devotion, Simon had been disingenuous in his invitation and rude to his guest. To the dismay of those present, Jesus told the woman, “Your sins are forgiven…. Your faith has saved you; go in peace.” [7:49,50]

While we tend to remember the unnamed “sinful” woman in Luke’s account, it is as much about Simon as it is about the sinner who washed Jesus’ feet with her tears. In Jesus’ parable, just as the debtor whose massive debt was forgiven and loves greatly represents the “sinful” woman, the debtor whose love is minimal represents Simon.

The “sinful” woman knew she was unworthy, but the sanctimonious Simon didn’t recognize his unworthiness. She was fully aware of her sizeable sin debt but Simon, so focused on judgment and looking good to others, didn’t see his. The woman knew she needed saving, but the self-righteous Simon couldn’t see the need for a savior because he didn’t know he was drowning!

Knowing this woman’s past, Simon decided it determined her future. Thinking “once a sinner always a sinner,” he never wondered about her apparent change of heart. The woman, however, no longer was the sinner Simon knew. Something changed her and that something was Jesus. She didn’t anoint Jesus to earn forgiveness; she experienced Jesus’ forgiveness before entering Simon’s house. Rather than a transaction, this was a gift for the Lord coming from her faith, love, and thanksgiving.

Like one of the parable’s debtors, she knew she was forgiven much so she loved greatly. After experiencing Jesus’ love and forgiveness, she deliberately sought Him and did for Him what Simon should have done. Like her, do we fully appreciate Jesus’ forgiveness? Do we appreciate it enough to humble ourselves in the presence of others? Enough to go where we’re not welcome? Enough to publicly lavish Him with expressions of love and faith? Enough to serve the Lord wherever He takes us? We should!

“I tell you, her sins—and they are many—have been forgiven, so she has shown me much love. But a person who is forgiven little shows only little love.” [Luke 7:47 (NLT)]

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WHERE’S THE BODY? (Easter)

The next day, on the Sabbath, the leading priests and Pharisees went to see Pilate. They told him, “Sir, we remember what that deceiver once said while he was still alive: ‘After three days I will rise from the dead.’ So we request that you seal the tomb until the third day. This will prevent his disciples from coming and stealing his body and then telling everyone he was raised from the dead! If that happens, we’ll be worse off than we were at first.” Pilate replied, “Take guards and secure it the best you can.” So they sealed the tomb and posted guards to protect it. [Matthew 27:62-65 (NLT)]

Easter means you can put the truth in a grave, but you can’t keep it there. [Anne Lamott]

The Empty TombSeveral years ago, an entertainment network did a story on the highlights of Charlotte, North Carolina. Since the Billy Graham Library was considered a point of interest, it was visited by the show’s co-host Kristy Villa and her film crew. Commenting on the many crosses she saw throughout the property, Villa asked, “I see all the crosses, but where is Jesus?” Her guide simply replied, “He’s in Heaven,” adding, ”He is also present in the lives of those who believe in Him and follow Him as their personal Lord and Savior.” Villa exclaimed, “Oh, that’s right! Some worship a crucifix, but Christians worship a risen Christ.” Indeed, Christ’s story doesn’t end with a dead man hanging on a cross. Nevertheless, rather than an empty cross, our emphasis should be on His empty tomb!

Confucius, founder of Confucianism, was buried in his hometown of Qufu in China and the body of Muhammad, founder of Islam, can be found in the Mosque of the Prophet in the Saudi Arabian city of Medina. Gautama Buddha, founder of Buddhism, was cremated following his death. His cremains were divided into eight portions, taken throughout Central Asia, China, and Japan, and placed in different stupas (dome-shaped shrines). Today, the Buddha’s cremains (including his teeth and a finger bone) can be found in shrines throughout Asia. Bahá’u’lláh, founder of Bahá’í faith, was buried near his home in Bahji, Israel, and the remains of the Báb, a central figure in Bahá’í and founder of Bábisma, was interred at the Shrine of the Báb in Haifa, Israel. After his death, Joseph Smith, founder of the Morman church (LDS), was buried in the family cemetery in Nauvoo, Illinois. When Cyrus Teed, founder of Koreshanity, failed to resurrect, his decomposing body was buried on Estero Island; two years later, a hurricane washed his tomb out to sea. All of these men—people who claimed to know the truth revealed by God—are dead but their remains are still here.

Let us never forget that Jesus’ story didn’t end with His crucifixion! The cross couldn’t stop Jesus and the tomb couldn’t contain Him. Pilate’s best efforts to secure the tomb were worthless. A Roman seal, large boulder, and a sixteen-man Roman guard were not enough to keep Jesus shut in that tomb! Both cross and tomb are empty and His body’s remains are nowhere to be found! With His death and resurrection, Christ triumphed over both sin and death. Alleluia!

I know the resurrection is a fact, and Watergate proved it to me. How? Because 12 men testified they had seen Jesus raised from the dead, then they proclaimed that truth for 40 years, never once denying it. Every one was beaten, tortured, stoned and put in prison. They would not have endured that if it weren’t true. Watergate embroiled 12 of the most powerful men in the world—and they couldn’t keep a lie for three weeks. You’re telling me 12 apostles could keep a lie for 40 years? Absolutely impossible. [Charles Colson]

But the angel said, “Don’t be alarmed. You are looking for Jesus of Nazareth, who was crucified. He isn’t here! He is risen from the dead!” [Mark 16:6 (NLT)]

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